In a move that has left dinosaur enthusiasts scratching their heads and Hollywood executives counting their potential box office profits, the latest installment of the Jurassic Park franchise is set to take a decidedly comedic turn, featuring cute, genetically-modified chicken-sized dinosaurs in a family-friendly romp reminiscent of the classic film “Beethoven.” Yes, you heard that right—Jurassic Park is going clucky.

Dubbed “Jurassic Cluck: The Chicken-Sized Dinosaur Adventure,” the film promises to bring a whole new dimension to the world of prehistoric entertainment, as audiences are invited to follow the misadventures of a lovable pack of tiny dinosaurs as they wreak havoc in a suburban neighborhood.

“It’s Jurassic Park meets ‘Honey, I Shrunk the Kids’ meets ‘Beethoven’—what’s not to love?” declared director Steven Spielberg, as he unveiled plans for the film during a press conference at Universal Studios. “We’re taking the classic Jurassic Park formula and giving it a fresh, family-friendly twist that’s sure to delight audiences of all ages.”

The announcement, which comes on the heels of years of speculation and anticipation surrounding the next installment of the Jurassic Park franchise, has sparked a flurry of excitement and speculation among fans, who can’t wait to see their favorite dinosaurs reimagined as pint-sized pets.

“I’ve always loved dinosaurs, but let’s face it—those big, scary ones can be a bit intimidating,” confessed one eager fan, as they watched a teaser trailer featuring a flock of chicken-sized dinosaurs wreaking havoc in a suburban backyard. “But these little guys? They’re just too cute to resist.”

Indeed, the prospect of seeing tiny, adorable dinosaurs frolicking through a suburban neighborhood has ignited the imaginations of people around the world, with many eagerly anticipating the day when they too can have their very own pet velociraptor.

“I’ve already started clearing space in my backyard for a dino habitat,” confessed one enthusiastic moviegoer, as they donned a T-shirt emblazoned with the film’s logo and prepared to pre-order tickets for opening night. “I can’t wait to see these little guys in action—they’re going to be the next big thing!”

But while the idea of cute, chicken-sized dinosaurs may sound like a recipe for box office success, some critics have raised concerns about the potential risks of trivializing one of the most beloved franchises in cinematic history.

“I’m all for family-friendly entertainment, but turning Jurassic Park into a slapstick comedy feels like a step too far,” cautioned one skeptical movie critic, as they watched a behind-the-scenes featurette showcasing the film’s elaborate animatronic dinosaur puppets. “There’s a fine line between homage and parody, and I worry that Jurassic Cluck may cross that line.”

Yet, despite the skepticism and concerns surrounding the film, Spielberg remains confident that Jurassic Cluck will be a hit with audiences of all ages, promising a heartwarming story of friendship, adventure, and plenty of poultry-themed puns.

“After all, who can resist the charms of a cute, chicken-sized dinosaur?” declared Spielberg, as he posed for photos with a life-sized replica of the film’s star—a fluffy, feathered velociraptor named Cluckers. “Jurassic Cluck is going to be a clucking good time, guaranteed.”

And so, as Jurassic Cluck prepares to peck its way into theaters around the world, one thing is for certain: the world of dinosaurs has never looked cluckier—or more comedic. So grab your popcorn and your poultry-themed puns, because Jurassic Cluck is about to take flight.