In a casting announcement that has left Marvel fans scratching their heads and film critics shaking theirs, acclaimed director Woody Allen has been tapped to portray the iconic villain Doctor Doom in the upcoming Fantastic Four film slated for release in 2025. But that’s not all—joining him in this star-studded spectacle is none other than his longtime muse, Diane Keaton, who will be taking on the role of the new Captain Marvel.

The news, which was met with a mix of confusion and disbelief, marks a bold departure from the traditional casting choices typically associated with superhero blockbusters. Yet, according to Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige, the decision to cast Allen and Keaton was a stroke of genius that will breathe new life into the beloved comic book franchise.

“We wanted to take the Fantastic Four in a fresh direction—something unexpected, something…quirky,” explained Feige, as he fielded questions from a skeptical audience of journalists and comic book aficionados. “And who better to embody that spirit than Woody and Diane?”

Allen, known for his neurotic wit and penchant for playing lovable losers, seemed unfazed by the controversy surrounding his casting as one of Marvel’s most notorious villains. “I’ve always been drawn to complex characters with a hint of moral ambiguity,” remarked Allen, as he adjusted his signature glasses and toyed with a miniature Doctor Doom mask. “Plus, the cape and hood combo really speaks to my aesthetic.”

Meanwhile, Keaton, best known for her roles in classic films like “Father of the Bride” and “Mad Money,” seemed positively thrilled at the prospect of donning the mantle of Captain Marvel—a role typically associated with younger, more physically imposing actresses. “Age is just a number, darling,” declared Keaton, as she struck a heroic pose and flashed a mischievous grin. “And besides, who says superheroes have to be young and spry? I plan to bring some much-needed sass and class to the role.”

Yet, despite the enthusiasm of the cast and crew, reactions from fans have been decidedly mixed, with many expressing concern about the suitability of Allen and Keaton for their respective roles. “I love Woody’s films as much as the next person, but Doctor Doom? Really?” lamented one disillusioned fan, as they took to social media to voice their frustration. “And Diane Keaton as Captain Marvel? I’m all for empowering older women, but this just feels like a misfire.”

Nevertheless, Marvel remains undeterred in their quest to shake up the superhero genre and defy audience expectations. With production set to begin on location in New York City, the studio is pulling out all the stops to ensure that the Fantastic Four film of 2025 is one for the ages—quirky casting choices and all.

So strap in, folks, because if Woody Allen and Diane Keaton have anything to say about it, the MCU is about to get a whole lot weirder—and a whole lot more wonderful. After all, in a world full of spandex-clad superheroes and megalomaniacal villains, sometimes the most unexpected choices are the ones that steal the show.